Funny quotes device

Funny device quotes

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

5 days ago

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

3 months ago

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

3 months ago

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

3 months ago

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

3 months ago

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

3 months ago