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Funny device quotes 😂📱 are the perfect way to add a little tech humor to your day! Whether you’re battling glitches, dodging endless notifications, or just loving your gadgets a bit too much, these witty lines capture the quirky side of our digital lives. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a cheeky giggle with your screen-loving squad! 🤳💻✨

New funny device quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Commentary:
Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Commentary:
"Stick shift: confounding thieves since forever! 🚗💡😆"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest
6 months ago
Share →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
6 months ago
Share →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Commentary:
"Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"
6 months ago
Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"
6 months ago
Share →: Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer audacity of a new device trying to login… from the cozy confines of your own home! 🤔📱🏠 Quick, call Interpol! This is clearly a case for the world's top cyber secret agents to handle! 🔍🕵️‍♂️💼"