12 Funny device quotes

• Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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  1 month ago

  account, care, device, devices, Gmail, humor, much, new, new device, notification, relationship, security, sign, sign in, someone, technology

• Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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  2 months ago

  assistant, device, ever, fail, frustration, humor, just, Siri, smart, smart device, tech, tech fail, technology, voice, voice assistant, work

• My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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  2 months ago

  anti-theft, car, device, humor, joke, manual, safety, security, vehicle, vehicle security

• If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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  2 months ago

  dating, dating show, device, entertainment, estimate, estimation, exaggeration, humor, medical, medical device sales, number, only, people, population, reality, reality TV, sales, satire, show, shows, states, TV, us, US population, work

• I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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  2 months ago

  account, another, attention, care, device, humor, i, love, me, much, Netflix, relationship, someone, want

• Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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  2 months ago

  anti-stress, balls, breast, breasts, device, female, humor, irony, nature, stress

• I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, childhood, device, fun, fun activity, i, kid, memory, mobile, mobile device, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor play, play, remember

• I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, barks, day, device, exercise, humor, i, me, motivation, poops, steps, taken, technology, today

• We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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  2 months ago

  device, distraction, here, humor, just, life, modern, modern life, phone, prisoner, technology

• Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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  2 months ago

  contact, day, device, every, house, humor, i, Interpol, irony, location, login, me, much, new, oh, phone, sarcasm, say, single, thank, warning

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