12 funny device quotes - Wordgag ツ

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Feb 3, 2026

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Feb 1, 2026

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Feb 1, 2026

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Feb 1, 2026

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Jan 31, 2026

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Jan 29, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Jan 22, 2026

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Jan 22, 2026

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Jan 22, 2026

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Jan 21, 2026

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Jan 18, 2026

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Jan 18, 2026