Funny device quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of nature's unintentional design flaw 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♂️ Who knew that such stress-relieving wonders could be tied to the ultimate stress-causing machine? It's like having a reset button right next to a loud alarm clock – nature's sense of humor is truly one of a kind! 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a fitness tracker could be so demanding? 🐾 Better step up your game or prepare for a surprise mess in your living room! 💩 #FitnessFails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've checked into the Hotel California of technology – where the only escape is a weak Wi-Fi signal 📱🔒 Better hold onto your charger and maintain a healthy dose of phone-free time to avoid becoming a permanent resident in Cell Block 'Battery Low'!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sheer audacity of a new device trying to login… from the cozy confines of your own home! 🤔📱🏠 Quick, call Interpol! This is clearly a case for the world's top cyber secret agents to handle! 🔍🕵️‍♂️💼"

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