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37 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

3 months ago

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

3 months ago

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

3 months ago

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

3 months ago

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

3 months ago

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

3 months ago

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

3 months ago

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

3 months ago

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

3 months ago

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

3 months ago

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

3 months ago

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

3 months ago

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

3 months ago

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

3 months ago

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

3 months ago

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

3 months ago

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

3 months ago