42 Funny dinner quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the eternal struggle of adulting – the never-ending dilemma of 'What's for dinner?' Forget climbing the career ladder or paying bills on time, mastering the art of nightly meal decisions is where the true test lies. Who knew that adulthood would be 80% decision fatigue and 20% pretending to have it all together in the kitchen? Bon appétit, fellow adults, may your pantry forever be stocked and your recipe inspiration never run dry!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive chef who believes in making a grand entrance – not just with the aroma of their cooking, but also with the symphony of clanking pots and pans! Who needs a full kitchen orchestra when you've got this culinary maestro in action?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

  Commentary:
  "Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! 🍕🤣 #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs salt when you've got tears to add that extra seasoning? 😂🍽️ Just remember, more tears = more flavor! #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"

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