41 Funny dinner quotes

Funny dinner quotes bring a touch of humor to our mealtime gatherings! 🍽️😂 From amusing observations about cooking mishaps to witty remarks about family dinners, these quotes capture the light-hearted side of enjoying a meal together. Sit back, laugh, and savor the fun at your next dinner! 😄🥘

5 months ago
View →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.
5 months ago
View →: Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.
5 months ago
View →: I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.
5 months ago
View →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”
5 months ago
View →: I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?
5 months ago
View →: Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.
5 months ago
View →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.
5 months ago
View →: Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.
5 months ago
View →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
5 months ago
View →: I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.
5 months ago
View →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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