54 Funny dinner quotes — Wordgag ツ

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

5 months ago5 months ago

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

6 months ago

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

6 months ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

6 months ago

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

6 months ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Feb 25, 2025

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Feb 18, 2025Feb 18, 2025

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Feb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Jan 28, 2025

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Jan 28, 2025

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Jan 27, 2025

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Jan 27, 2025

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Jan 27, 2025

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Jan 26, 2025

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Jan 26, 2025

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Jan 26, 2025

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Jan 26, 2025

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Jan 25, 2025Jan 29, 2025