Funny dirty quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You are my favorite dirty thought.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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