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- When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.
- If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
- Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
- That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
- Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
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🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains
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- Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
- Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
- Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
- When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.
- That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
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