Funny dirty quotes

You are my favorite dirty thought.

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that's the best thing.

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Watching "Dirty Dancing" as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching "Dirty Dancing" as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025