23 Funny dollars quotes

• I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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  1 month ago

  3, bad, craving, desire, dollars, humor, i, joke, know, million, money, pregnant, wealth

• Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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  1 month ago

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• “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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  1 month ago

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• Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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  1 month ago

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• The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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  1 month ago

  dollars, even, guess, humor, i, joke, me, money, photo, police, radar, ticket

• Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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  1 month ago

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• Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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• Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, anything, debt, dollars, except, humor, me, money, payment, psychology, session, therapist

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