17 Funny double quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

  Commentary:
  🌟 "Who needs a stunt double when you've got the adrenaline rush of a nighttime bathroom mission? It's a suspenseful journey filled with unexpected obstacles like rogue furniture and ninja cat attacks! 🚽💫 Just call me the Bathroom Ninja!" 🦸‍♂️ #MidnightAdventure #StuntDoubleNeeded

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯‍♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

  Commentary:
  Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟‍♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Seeing double when you're drunk can be confusing, but realizing it's just one pizza slice is a cheesy letdown! 🍕🍕 #PizzaPartyFoul"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"

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