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Looks like in a zombie apocalypse, we won't just have the undead to worry about, but also a whole bunch of brainless folks running around! 🧟♂️🧠 Better start stocking up on survival supplies and maybe some extra IQ points just in case!
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- The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.
- People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.
- Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
- The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.
- Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
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"Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"
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- You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
- My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.
- Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
- If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
- Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
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