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6 months ago
Share →: “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Commentary:
Wow, can you believe "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is turning 40? 🎂🎉 If you're humming that catchy tune, you might also be feeling the back pain of nostalgia creeping in! 🎶💔 Just remember, with great music comes great responsibility… to stretch and take care of your spine! 💪😄
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Commentary:
"Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed. Because who says dreams can't come true while getting some extra beauty sleep? 😉💤 #DreamOn"
6 months ago
Share →: There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Commentary:
Just a regular day in the life of a house hunter: one moment you're dreaming about walk-in closets and backyard BBQs 🏡, and the next you're dodging crazy high prices like they're discounts at a Black Friday sale! 💸😅 Watch out for those wild price tags, they're always ready to pounce when you least expect it! 🦁 #HouseHuntingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Commentary:
"Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Commentary:
🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup
6 months ago
Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Commentary:
Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!
6 months ago
Share →: Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bittersweet reality of dreaming big and living small! 🏠💭 Who needs walls when you've got imagination, right? 😅💸 #DreamHouseGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a nightmare! Even in dreams, you manage to stay true to yourself 😂💭 Keep being the star of your own peculiar show! 🌟✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Commentary:
"If only turning laziness into cash was a viable career choice! 🛏️💰 But hey, a nap a day keeps poverty away, right? 😄💸"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

Commentary:
"Having work dreams is like getting unpaid overtime in your sleep! 😴💼 But hey, at least your brain is committed to the job, right? 🧠💸 #WorkHardDreamHarder"