18 Funny dude quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'supermarket serenade' – where the soundtrack is always set to the tearful ballad of a child's woes. 🛒🙉 Remember, it's not your wallet singing the blues… so shop on, unfazed shopper, shop on! 💸😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' 😂🙏 #RestInPiece"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine swimming around the office, minding your own business, and suddenly your coworker decides you look like a snack 🐟🦈 Office politics just got a whole lot fishier! 🐠 #LunchBreakDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'm disappointed in you' line from authority figures – the ultimate weapon of guilt! 🙄 Who knew they were expecting you to be the next superhero all along? 🦸‍♂️ Maybe they should lower their expectations to 'able to adult without setting the kitchen on fire.' 🤷‍♂️ Time to break free from the disappointment prison and live your best chaotic life! 🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my precious beauty sleep again and the gym will need more than just treadmills to escape my wrath. 😴🏋️‍♂️ #NapTimeMatters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"

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