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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
113 Funny else quotes
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
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Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.
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Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.
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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷♂️😂
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
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When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?
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Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
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When your weekend game plan is to become one with the couch 🍕😴🛋️