If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.” Posted on6 days ago
Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit. Posted on1 week ago
I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels. Posted on1 week ago
You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles. Posted on2 weeks ago