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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Making waves on Messenger:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Just landed via WeChat:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Just shared via Twitch:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Commentary:
Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"
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Share →: Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Commentary:
"Witchcraft: Removed 'thou' broom, added 'thy' algorithm! 🧙‍♀️🤖🔥 #NotAWitchJustTechy"
1 week ago
Share →: The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Commentary:
"Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"
3 months ago
Share →: Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Commentary:
Ah, so it appears that the infamous "villain era" defense is making a comeback in today's courtroom drama! 🦹‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ We can only wonder what mischievous deeds were carried out during this questionable phase. Your honor, could it be that the defendant's cape and twirling mustache were mere fashion statements of the times? 🎩👀 #VillainEraChronicles

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Just shared via Reddit:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Making waves on Discord:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Reported on TikTok:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Spotted on Threads:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Just landed via TikTok:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Broadcasted on Threads:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

Live now on X:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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