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5 months ago
Share →: Not going is the new leaving early.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃‍♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance"
5 months ago
Share →: “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've got a social butterfly in the making here! 🦋🎉 After-work events, you say? Sounds like a fine balance between being productive during the day and letting loose at night! 🌃💼 Let's just hope those "activities" don't involve too many trust falls… or mandatory karaoke sessions! 🙈🎤 Enjoy the benefits of combining work and play, my friend!
5 months ago
Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Commentary:
"Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion! 🎓💃 Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 🤣 #EscapeRoomGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Commentary:
Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking "peanut gallery" to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't take your love for merch to the grave? 💀🛍️ Imagine the afterlife as one big concert, complete with t-shirts, CDs, and maybe even some exclusive posthumous releases! Rock on from beyond the grave! 🤘😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded realization of waking up early on a Saturday morning only to discover that the Park Run is ON! 🏃‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's a conspiracy I tell you, a sneaky plot to make us exercise! 😅 #NotTheSaturdayStruggleWeSignedUpFor"
5 months ago
Share →: Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Commentary:
"Talk about jumping the gun! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe your calendar predicted the future date? Or you’ve mastered the art of time travel? ⏳ Either way, oopsie! 😅 #TooEager"
5 months ago
Share →: My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took the phrase 'going out with a bang' a bit too literally! 🤠🎉 It seems the rodeo life had its ups and downs, but hey, at least you got the full experience in one go! 🤣🐎 #OneAndDone"
5 months ago
Share →: Weddings should have a worst man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a best man when you can have a worst man to spice things up? 🤵🏻‍♂️💥 Just imagine the awkward speeches and chaotic dance moves. Bring on the drama, I say! 🕺🏻😄 #WorstManForTheWin"