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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

2 weeks ago

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

2 weeks ago

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

4 weeks ago

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

2 months ago

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

2 months ago

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

2 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

3 months ago

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

3 months ago

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

3 months ago

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

3 months ago

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

3 months ago

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

3 months ago

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

3 months ago

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

3 months ago

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

3 months ago

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

3 months ago

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

3 months ago

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

3 months ago

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

3 months ago

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

3 months ago