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Funny film quotes 🎬😂 are the delightful sprinkles on the cinematic sundae that tickle our funny bones and leave us quoting them long after the credits roll. From laugh-out-loud one-liners to hilariously absurd dialogues, these gems make any movie night more memorable. Whether you’re a comedy connoisseur or just in need of a good chuckle, these quotes are bound to bring a smile to your face and keep you laughing out loud! 🍿🎉

New funny film quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Commentary:
Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨‍🍳🤣
1 week ago
Share →: They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
1 month ago
Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
1 month ago
Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Commentary:
"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"
3 months ago
Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
3 months ago
Share →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"
3 months ago
Share →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Commentary:
🤣 "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! 🇮🇹 Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! 🍝😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate movie-watching challenge: playing detective to catch those pesky breathing actors in action! Who knew being nosy could be so morbidly entertaining?"
5 months ago
Share →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"