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26 Funny film quotes

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025