111 Funny financial quotes

• I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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  3 hours ago

  am, financial, financial struggle, fund, funds, humor, i, insufficiency, money, pun, struggle, too, wordplay

• My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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  5 hours ago

  budget, financial, financial planning, humor, i, know, last, month, planning, positivity, smile, uncertainty

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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  7 hours ago

  anywhere, financial, financial struggle, finished, greeting, hello, hi, holiday, holiday planning, humor, invitation, invite, me, money, next, planning, procrastination, struggle, year

• They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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  7 hours ago

  alive, enjoy, financial, financial joke, finished, humor, joke, life, money, said, short, short life, spending, still, survival

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  11 hours ago

  call, depressed, depression, eating, eating habit, fasting, financial, financial struggle, habit, health, humor, intermittent, intermittent fasting, mental, mental health, poor, poverty, struggle, sure, well

• Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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  12 hours ago

  change, Cinderella, credit, credit score, finance, financial, financial joke, humor, i, joke, life, life change, night, night out, nightlife, personal, personal finance, score, spending

• Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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  17 hours ago

  another, decision, finance, financial, financial decision, fix, humor, irresponsibility, irresponsible, joke, making, maybe, me, money, personal, personal finance, self-deprecation

• You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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  21 hours ago

  25, 30, 40, adult, age, am, ambition, before, financial, financial pressure, goal, humor, i, life, life goal, pressure, rich, right, stress, want, wealth, young, young adult

• I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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  2 weeks ago

  buying, financial, financial irresponsibility, i, impulse, impulse buying, irresponsibility, irresponsible, Japanese, most, person, second, shopping, stationary, stationary store, step, store, world

• Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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  2 weeks ago

  dear, financial, financial humor, humor, money, please, pregnant, wallet, wish

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