76 Funny financial quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

  Commentary:
  "Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

  Commentary:
  "When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for my wallet to catch that 'wealthy' bug! 💸😂 #InconvenientReality"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

  Commentary:
  "Living that champagne taste on a tap water budget life! 🥂🛒 #BougieOnABudget"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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  Commentary:
  "When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? 💸✨ #BrokeButZen"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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