108 Funny financial quotes

• Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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  2 weeks ago

  financial, financial struggle, housing, humor, i, irony, just, money, paid, place, rent, starve, starving, struggle, survival, warm, warmth

• I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  4 weeks ago

  aspiration, bless, blessing, financial, financial stability, generosity, God, humor, i, money, others, pocket, pockets, stability, stable, wealth

• All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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  1 month ago

  attractiveness, being, care, financial, financial stability, getting, humor, i, priorities, self-improvement, sexier, stability, stable

• Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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  1 month ago

  book, broke, budget, clean, cleaning, everyone, financial, humor, money, pile, purse, receipt, spending, tiny, together, why

• It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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  1 month ago

  adulting, afford, Christmas, Christmas shopping, even, financial, financial struggle, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, life, money, money problems, own, problems, relatable, season, shopping, struggle

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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  2 months ago

  account, adulthood, adulting, budgeting, day, days, finance, financial, financial struggle, humor, later, money, money transfer, myself, personal, personal finance, relatable, save, savings, savings account, struggle, three, transfer, wild

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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  2 months ago

  budget, debt, finance, financial, financial struggle, frustration, humor, i, money, personal, personal finance, self-control, shopping, spend, spending, struggle, understand, want

• It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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  2 months ago

  cost, costs, daily, daily expense, day, exist, existence, expense, feels, financial, financial struggle, humor, inflation, just, money, struggle

• Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, ever, financial, financial joy, great, humor, joy, money, sex, surprise

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

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