944 Funny food quotes

• Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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  cleverness, cooking, food, humor, meatball, naming, wit

• I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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  appearance, burger, Burger King, construction, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, king, McDonald’s, never, observation, seen, show, surprise, under

• There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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  comparison, dining, else, enough, everyone, excess, food, humor, mashed, mashed potato, much, nowhere, portion, portion size, posh, potato, restaurant, size, too

• I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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  ball, dog, dogs, dude, eating, food, having, humor, keep, looking, me, orange, pet, snack, stop

• Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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  activity, cheese, dining, eat, experience, food, food experience, fun, fun activity, grilled, grilled cheese, half, hipster, hipster restaurant, humor, license, love, old, old license plate, plate, quirky, quirky dining, restaurant

• A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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  bottom, cooking, culinary, dessert, food, food humor, hat, humor, pastry, pie, soup, where

• Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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  dollars, floor, food, great, having, humor, i, kids, little, love, money, parenting, spending, trash, week

• How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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  before, chocolate, diet, food, humor, indulgence, much, question, salad, too

• A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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  absurdity, bird, comparison, dog, food, food comparison, hot, hot dog, humor, penguin, sandwich

• I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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  childhood, food, great, hard, hard times, humor, hyena, i, laughs, survival, times, wild

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