944 Funny food quotes

• Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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• My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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• Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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• Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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• Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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• Onion rings? I’m answering.

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• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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