Funny quotes frustration

232 Funny frustration quotes

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Funny Quotes Mar 10, 2025

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025