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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Just shared via WeChat:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Just shared via Reddit:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Live now on Discord:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Seen just now on Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Just landed via Messenger:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

71 shares on X this month:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

76 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Going viral on X:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Live now on Facebook:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Shared recently on Twitch:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

Breaking via YouTube:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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