Funny quotes frustration

239 Funny frustration quotes

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

4 days ago

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

4 days ago

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

1 week ago

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 weeks ago

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

2 weeks ago

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

2 weeks ago

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

2 weeks ago

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

4 weeks ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

4 weeks ago

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

1 month ago

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

1 month ago

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

1 month ago

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

1 month ago

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

1 month ago

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

1 month ago

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

1 month ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

1 month ago

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

1 month ago

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

1 month ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

2 months ago

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

2 months ago

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

2 months ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

2 months ago

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

2 months ago

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

2 months ago

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

2 months ago