12 Funny garbage quotes — Wordgag ツ

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

3 days ago3 days ago

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

2 months ago2 months ago

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

2 months ago2 months ago

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

6 months ago

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Jan 27, 2025

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Jan 26, 2025

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Jan 26, 2025

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Jan 25, 2025

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Jan 24, 2025

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Jan 24, 2025

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Jan 23, 2025

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Jan 22, 2025