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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”
Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.
I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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3 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Commentary:
🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."
5 months ago
Share →: My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat
5 months ago
Share →: Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Commentary:
"Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! 😂💎 Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! 📬🚓"
5 months ago
Share →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"
5 months ago
Share →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"
5 months ago
Share →: All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Commentary:
Looks like one fruit fly has grand exploration dreams while the rest are content with garbage buffet dining 🍌🦟 Keep reaching for the stars, little explorer! Who knows, maybe you'll stumble upon a fruit fly paradise with all-you-can-eat bananas! 🌟🍌