14 Funny garbage quotes

• I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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  17 hours ago

  cooking, cooking fail, drank, everything, fail, garbage, hand, hand towel, humor, i, kitchen, literally, over, right, shoulder, towel, understand, while, why, wine

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  6 days ago

  chores, dish, dishes, garbage, health, humor, laundry, load, mental, mental health, myself, self-care, take, unfortunately, vacuum, wash

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  1 month ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management

• Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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  2 months ago

  call, everyday, everyday humor, garage, garage sale, garbage, garbage sale, humor, sale, sarcasm, why, wordplay

• Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, chores, Friday, fun, fun activity, garbage, go out, humor, i, right, weekend

• I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, career, day, garbage, garbage man, humor, i, job, man, only, want, week, work

• I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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  2 months ago

  backyard, creativity, garbage, humor, i, just, neighbor, neighbors, outer, outer space, perspective, problems, shoot, space, try, waste

• My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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  2 months ago

  asked, chores, do-it-yourself, garbage, humor, husband, i, marriage, relationship, take, type, wit, yourself

• Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, communication, crazy, garbage, going, jail, letter, mail, pieces, reply, straight

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