Commentary:
Sounds like you've got the chef aesthetic nailed down—at least your outfit didn't end up as rare as your steak! 🍷👨🍳🔥
12 Funny garbage quotes
Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy t…
Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?
Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putti…
Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day…
I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usua…
My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take…
Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight…
So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbag…
Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will f…
Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨