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Funny garbage quotes are the perfect way to turn trash talk into pure comedy gold 🗑️😂 From witty takes on everyday messes to clever jokes about what we toss out, these gems make even the dump feel delightful 🌟 Ready to laugh your rubbish off? Let’s dive into some humor that proves garbage can be golden! 💩🎉

New funny garbage quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Commentary:
Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Commentary:
When you find out that your neighbors have been decluttering, not downsizing their trash cans 😂🗑️🚗
4 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream of every Monday-hater out there! 🗑️💼 Who wouldn't want to cruise around town, collecting rubbish for just a day and then kicking back for the rest of the week? 🚚🌟 Just imagine the possibilities… Trash talk on Monday, then chill the rest of the week! ♻️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Commentary:
🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."
6 months ago
Share →: My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband took the whole "do it yourself" concept a bit too literally! 🤣 Guess the DIY motto applies to all tasks, even taking out the trash! 💪🗑️ #DIYNoMatterWhat
6 months ago
Share →: Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Commentary:
"Dealing with mail is like picking out a diamond in a pile of trash! 😂💎 Don't forget to respond to that one piece or you might end up in a 'mail'ing cell! 📬🚓"
6 months ago
Share →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list 🤣. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! 🧺🐱🚿🗑️🧍"
6 months ago
Share →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"