143 Funny give quotes

• Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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• If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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• I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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• Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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• You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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• I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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• Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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• Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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  2 months ago

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