57 Funny habit quotes

• You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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  8 hours ago

  before, enjoyment, even, ever, favorite, funny observation, habit, liked, much, music, observation, replay, restart, song

• Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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  8 hours ago

  addiction, analogy, app, cigarette, habit, humor, lighting, opening

• Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

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  13 hours ago

  am, boredom, distraction, habit, i, media, question, scrolling, searching, self-reflection, social, social media, why

• Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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  15 hours ago

  actually, answering, answering phone, anxiety, call, Googling, habit, humor, modern, modern habit, number, numbers, phone, phone anxiety, phone number, procrastination, technology

• Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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  16 hours ago

  exercise, funny habit, habit, language, mental, mental exercise, mentally, pronunciation, saying, spelling, Wednesday, word, wordplay, writing

• The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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  16 hours ago

  absence, comfort, comfortable, habit, loneliness, longer, people, relationship, something, too

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  20 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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  21 hours ago

  around, clothing, cozy, cozy clothing, dryer, fresh, fun, funny habit, game, guess, guessing, guessing game, habit, humor, i, laundromat, laundry, love, plus, putting, underwear, warm, warm underwear

• Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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  23 hours ago

  again, born, digital, everything, habit, humor, media, memory, never, phone, procrastination, screenshot, social, social media, technology

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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  23 hours ago

  after, break, deserve, email, habit, humor, i, laziness, procrastination, productivity, self-awareness, thinking, toxic, toxic trait, trait, work, work habit

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