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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

1 month ago

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

2 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

2 months ago

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

3 months ago

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

3 months ago

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

3 months ago

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

3 months ago

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

3 months ago

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

3 months ago

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

3 months ago