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Funny habit quotes

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025