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39 Funny habit quotes

Funny habit quotes 😄 shine a light on those quirky routines we all have, turning everyday moments into laughs 🤣. Whether it’s biting nails, binge-watching, or talking to plants 🌿, these witty lines remind us that habits make life colorful—and a little ridiculous! Ready to embrace your oddball side with a smile? Let’s dive into the world of habits that keep us entertained and uniquely human! 🎉✨

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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