39 Funny heart quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart and stomach are in a heated debate over that last slice of pizza. 🍕❤️🤔"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

  Commentary:
  💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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  Commentary:
  "Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! 🍔❤️ Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza? 🍕😄 Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks! 🌙🥪 #FridgeIsBae"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

  Commentary:
  Size may matter, but it's the size of your heart that truly counts! ❤️ And hey, a big heart can spread lots of love and joy, no matter how big or small it may be! 🌟 #BigHeartBigLove

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