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61 Funny heart quotes

Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! β€οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether it’s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! πŸ˜„πŸ’–

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wanna be a jellyfishβ€” no heart, no brain, no feelings, no painβ€” just blub blub blub.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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