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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Trending via Pinterest:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Seen just now on X:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Trending via Snapchat:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Going viral on Twitch:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! ❤️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! 😄💖

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6 hours ago
Share →: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Commentary:
When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
15 hours ago
Share →: Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒
15 hours ago
Share →: Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

Commentary:
Sounds like a case for the heartbreak police! 🚨💔😂
18 hours ago
Share →: Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Commentary:
When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
21 hours ago
Share →: I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Commentary:
Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
1 day ago
Share →: When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Commentary:
The struggle of not bouncing is real—it's like asking a fish not to swim! 🐟🤷‍♂️💥
3 days ago
Share →: It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Commentary:
Sending thoughts and caffeine ☕💼😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Commentary:
Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
2 weeks ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Commentary:
When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️
2 weeks ago
Share →: People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Commentary:
So true! Because my boss would probably send an email saying, "Good news! We've transitioned to remote work… indefinitely! 😊💼💣"

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Trending via Reddit:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Seen just now on Threads:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Spotted on Discord:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Reported on WhatsApp:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Shared recently on Slack:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Going viral on Facebook:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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