Funny heart quotes

Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! ❤️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! 😄💖

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023