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Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! β€οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether it’s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! πŸ˜„πŸ’–

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

1 month ago

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

1 month ago

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

1 month ago

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

2 months ago

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

3 months ago

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

3 months ago

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

3 months ago

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

3 months ago

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

3 months ago

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

3 months ago

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

3 months ago

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

3 months ago

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

3 months ago

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

3 months ago

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

3 months ago

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

3 months ago

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

3 months ago

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

3 months ago

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

3 months ago