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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.
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Jan 27, 2025
My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.
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Jan 26, 2025
When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
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Jan 25, 2025
The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!
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Jan 23, 2025
I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.
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Jan 22, 2025