Funny helpful quotes

• When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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  1 month ago

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• I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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  2 months ago

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• My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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  2 months ago

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• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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  2 months ago

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• Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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  2 months ago

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• My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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  2 months ago

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• When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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  2 months ago

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• The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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  2 months ago

  app, care, confusion, gardening, helpful, humor, i, much, plant, thanks, too, watered

• I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, escape, ever, flatulence, helpful, humor, i, kidnapped, nervous, situation, think

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