41 Funny household quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

  Commentary:
  "When finding the remote needs military precision. Everyone, prepare for 'Operation Sofa Search'! 🛋️🔍🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

  Commentary:
  "Bathroom lights: the ultimate sibling pranking tool! Just add a brother and shake well. 😂💡🚪"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

  Commentary:
  When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷‍♂️ #MomLogic

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

  Commentary:
  "Just wait till they see my top-tier technique for stacking Tupperware! 💁🍽️✨ #DishwasherDiva #OnlyFansExclusive"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dance of domestic diplomacy! It's like a high-stakes game of kitchen roulette – will your mom notice your stealthy dish deposit, or will you emerge unscathed, a kitchen ninja in the night? Proceed with caution, dear dish-wielding daredevil, for the fate of the dishwashing equilibrium hangs in the balance!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! 🧺⚔️ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! 😂 #LaundryNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a 'second chance' at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals"

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