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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

3 months ago

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

3 months ago

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

3 months ago

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

3 months ago

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

3 months ago

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

3 months ago

I put the mess in domestic.

3 months ago