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Funny husband quotes

May 6
Share →: The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
Nov 20
Share →: I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.
Nov 15
Share →: There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
Nov 8
Share →: I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
Oct 15
Share →: My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.
Oct 6
Share →: I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
Sep 30
Share →: My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
Sep 29
Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.
Sep 28
Share →: My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.