Funny husband quotes

Funny husband quotes add a humorous twist to the everyday adventures of married life! 😂💍 Whether it’s playful jabs about his quirks or witty observations on marital dynamics, these quotes highlight the fun side of having a husband. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the comedic moments in your relationship! 😄❤️

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Funny Quotes November 20, 2023

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Funny Quotes November 15, 2023

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Funny Quotes November 8, 2023

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Funny Quotes October 15, 2023

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Funny Quotes October 6, 2023

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Funny Quotes September 29, 2023

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023