14 Funny ignoring quotes

Funny ignoring quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of giving someone the silent treatment 🙉😂 Whether you’re dodging drama or just perfecting your ghosting game 👻, these witty lines will have you laughing while mastering the ignore button 🙃📵. Ready to turn ignoring into an epic comedy? Let’s dive into some sassy, sarcastic, and downright funny takes on ignoring like a pro! 💅🔥

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three…

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When the doors of opportunity start playing hide and seek, you know you’ve mastered adulthood! 🚪🙈😂

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m bus…

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Laughing at memes is my cardio and ignoring the world is my zen master 😂🌎🧘‍♂️#TherapyThroughMemes

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring…

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Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real pa…

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Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play…

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"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in…

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"Your talent for obscure references is unmatched! Ready for a game of 'Guess that Trivia' where no one knows the answers? 😄🎲🔍 #NicheNuggets"

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring t…

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"Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them unt…

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"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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"When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday…

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Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!

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