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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Trending via Slack:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Making waves on X:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Just landed via Twitch:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Making waves on Twitch:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Going viral on WeChat:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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15 Funny ignoring quotes

Funny ignoring quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of giving someone the silent treatment 🙉😂 Whether you’re dodging drama or just perfecting your ghosting game 👻, these witty lines will have you laughing while mastering the ignore button 🙃📵. Ready to turn ignoring into an epic comedy? Let’s dive into some sassy, sarcastic, and downright funny takes on ignoring like a pro! 💅🔥

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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1 month ago

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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2 months ago

ago, apartment, days, disappearance, done, door, event, gone, humor, ignored, ignoring, mystery, small, small door, three, unexpected, unexpected event
If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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2 months ago

busy, chatting, distraction, humor, ignoring, internet, laughing, me, meme, memes, online, self-care, therapy, world
Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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2 months ago

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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2 months ago

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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2 months ago

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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2 months ago

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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2 months ago

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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2 months ago

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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2 months ago

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53 shares on TikTok this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Spotted on Facebook:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Just landed via Facebook:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Making waves on WeChat:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Shared recently on Slack:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Trending via WeChat:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Going viral on Instagram:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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