12 Funny ignoring quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

  Commentary:
  Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

  Commentary:
  "Your talent for obscure references is unmatched! Ready for a game of 'Guess that Trivia' where no one knows the answers? 😄🎲🔍 #NicheNuggets"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

  Commentary:
  "Because it's auditioning for a drama series starring 'The Relentless Ringer!' 🎭📞😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

  Commentary:
  "When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how our phones can have the memory of an elephant when it comes to notifications? 🤷‍♂️ Ignoring them once is like an open invitation for them to come knocking on your screen forever! 📱😂 It's like they're saying, "Hey, remember me? I'm still here waiting for you to give me some attention!" 🤭 #PersistenceIsKey #NotificationOverload

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