Funny impression quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Aura is the real business card.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning – the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 🧩 Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. 🧭 Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! 🍷😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the power of the gaze! 👀 A classic case of 'Foot-In-Mouth' syndrome, but with a twist! 👣 Who knew eyes could be so expressive, enough to elicit a toe-tally awkward encounter! 😂 Lesson learned: watch where you step, or rather, where you stare! 👀👣"

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