Funny impression quotes

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The horror of being warned that the person you're about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025