Tag: independence

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  2 weeks ago

  Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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  1 month ago

  I am single, please disturb me!

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  1 month ago

  I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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  1 month ago

  I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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  1 month ago

  I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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  2 months ago

  Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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  3 months ago

  I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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  3 months ago

  If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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  3 months ago

  Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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  3 months ago

  The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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  3 months ago

  Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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  3 months ago

  Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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  3 months ago

  I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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  3 months ago

  You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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  3 months ago

  Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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  3 months ago

  Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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  3 months ago

  Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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  3 months ago

  The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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  3 months ago

  I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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  3 months ago

  I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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  3 months ago

  I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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  3 months ago

  I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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  3 months ago

  I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.