Funny quotes independence

22 Funny independence quotes

I am single, please disturb me!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025