75 Funny independence quotes

• Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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  8 hours ago

  battery, boyfriend, dating, going, going out, humor, independence, phone, relationship, single

• The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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  8 hours ago

  back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman

• I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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  21 hours ago

  always, compass, crowd, follow, guidance, i, independence, individuality, inner, inspiration, leadership, lost, love, motivation, people, refuse

• Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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  21 hours ago

  attitude, determination, doing, everyone, freedom, humor, i, independence, keep, stubbornness, unfortunately, want, whatever

• I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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  1 week ago

  always, appliance, beep, before, boss, defiance, humor, i, independence, kitchen, me, microwave, stop

• Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, choice, family, humor, i, independence, individualism, person, personal, personal choice, unfortunately, want

• Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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  1 month ago

  clock, difference, gender, gender difference, humor, independence, man, men, money, relationship, woman, women

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  1 month ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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  1 month ago

  day, end, humor, identity, independence, just, me, reflection, self, solitude

• Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, family, family life, free, free housing, house, housing, humor, independence, life, living, living with parents, parents, pay, sarcasm, soul

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