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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.
With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.
Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.
Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.
Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Commentary:
"Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹‍♂️📰🤯"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Commentary:
"When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"
2 months ago
Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Commentary:
"When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"
2 months ago
Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Commentary:
"Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"
2 months ago
Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
3 months ago
Share →: People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous self-proclaimed sex gods! 🙄 Maybe they're hoping for a standing ovation? Or perhaps a trophy for 'Most Creative Use of Ego'? 🏆 Let's just hope they're as skilled in reality as they are in their imagination! 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Commentary:
"Trying to stay updated 24/7 on everything is like trying to drink water from a firehose – not recommended for avoiding brain flooding! 🌊🤯 Just remember, ignorance can be bliss sometimes! 😜 #TooMuchInformation"
5 months ago
Share →: With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷‍♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"