32 Funny information quotes

• I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

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  hug, humor, i, information, lead, playful, where, wordplay

• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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  anxiety, being, being informed, done, ever, health, humor, information, information overload, informed, mental, mental health, overload, stress, thing, worst

• “Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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  busy, communication, depends, give, humor, information, me, planning, question, relationship, rest, schedule, tomorrow

• What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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  advice, beginner, getting, information, just, knowledge, learning, pieces, somebody

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  alien, aliens, apocalypse, bet, destroy, ever, extraterrestrial, gathering, humor, i, information, information gathering, just, self-destruction, speculation, think, us, waiting, well

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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  comedy, desire, health, humor, information, information overload, informed, irony, mental, mental health, odds, overload, sane, stress

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