166 Funny interaction quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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  Commentary:
  "😂 Looks like we've found the VIPs for her next 'moron' convention! 🏆🎉"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you boredom, start a game of emotional chess! 🎭😜 Checkmate your way into fun!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's do this again sometime… or not! 😂🤷‍♂️ #LostInTranslation #WordFumbles"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

  Commentary:
  "When the brain takes a coffee break and leaves your memory hanging ☕️😅 'Hey you!' is the universal placeholder until we (hopefully) remember! 🤷‍♂️📛"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

  Commentary:
  "Careful what you ask for! My life story requires a spoiler alert and legal protection! 😅🔍📝"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

  Commentary:
  "Yeah, I'm over here feeling like a rechargeable battery with a hole in it! 🔋🕳️🤣"

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