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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Just landed via Threads:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Live now on Reddit:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Reported on Slack:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Trending via TikTok:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Just shared via Messenger:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Seen just now on Slack:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Trending via WhatsApp:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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