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4 months ago
Share →: I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Ah, the timeless wisdom of the internet – where facts are born, rumors flourish, and cats reign supreme! 🌐🙈 Trusting everything you read online is like believing all the gossip in a soap opera – just grab your popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😄 #FakeNews #InternetTruths
5 months ago
Share →: The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Isn't it bananas how quickly a harmless banana bread post can ripen into a spicy online argument? 🍌🔥 The internet truly is a jungle where even the most innocent topics can become a battleground for keyboard warriors! 🌐💻 #BattleOfTheBreadBrigade
5 months ago
Share →: Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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🍪🍪🕰️ "Just dove headfirst into the cookie jar of online tracking! Better buckle up for the personalized ad rollercoaster! 🎢🤪#AcceptAllCookiesChallenge"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
5 months ago
Share →: Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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"Human stupidity: ensuring the internet remains the world's biggest comedy show! 🤪🤦‍♂️💻 #ThankfulForTheEntertainment"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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🤣 "Ah, the infamous 'Keep me signed in' button – a mysterious trap set by websites to test our memory and patience! It's like they're saying, 'Sure, we'll keep you signed in… until you accidentally close the tab or blink too long!' 😂 It's the ultimate test of human reliability in the digital age – a challenge we never seem to conquer! Who needs a personal assistant when we have this ominous button to keep us on our toes, right?
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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"Step right up and witness the extraordinary spectacle of confidence outweighing accuracy on the grand stage of the internet! 🎪🤣 Don't worry, if you're feeling lost in this swirling sea of misinformation, you're not alone! 🌊🙈 Just remember: the internet is the only place where you can be confidently wrong 24/7! 🌐😜"
5 months ago
Share →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun
5 months ago
Share →: It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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"Who knew cauliflower could be so controversial? 🤔🍪 Report them for crimes against cookies! 😂 #CauliflowerGate"
5 months ago
Share →: Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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"Good morning to everyone starting their day with self-confidence and zero validation cravings! 🌞🙌 Keep slaying, no need for strangers' approval to shine! 💁‍♂️💫"