Funny interviewer quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

  Commentary:
  🎩✨ "Well, if pulling quarters out of ears isn't a job qualification, then maybe it's time to find a workplace with a better sense of magic and wonder! Who wouldn't want an office where pulling coins out of ears is considered a valuable skill? 🪄💼 #MagicIsTheSkillWeNeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?"
  Me: "That I need a new job."

  🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

  Commentary:
  Me: Well, being a master of surprise illusions could be a professional goal too, right? 🎩✨ Who wouldn't want to perform the disappearing act in style, even during job interviews? 😂🚌 #MagicGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
  Me: I don’t. I just need money. 💸💼

  Well, honesty is the best policy, right? Who needs passion when you have bills to pay! 🤣 #JobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

  Commentary:
  Job interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" 🤔
  Me: "I would say my biggest weakness is listening." 😂👂 Sounds like I have plenty of room for personal growth!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

  Commentary:
  Interviewer: Can I get you anything? 🧐
  Me: Yeah, a job! 💼💼 Guess I'll take the position of "Professional Sarcasm Provider"! 😄

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