19 Funny issues quotes — Wordgag ツ

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

2 months ago2 months ago

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

2 months ago2 months ago

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

2 months ago2 months ago

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

3 months ago3 months ago

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

4 months ago4 months ago

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Feb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Jan 26, 2025

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Jan 25, 2025

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Jan 25, 2025

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Jan 25, 2025

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Jan 24, 2025

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Jan 23, 2025

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Jan 23, 2025

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Jan 21, 2025

I suffer from awesomnia.

Jan 21, 2025

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Jan 21, 2025

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Jan 20, 2025