15 Funny issues quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

  Commentary:
  "Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just tell the motivational speaker to keep them. 🍋🙉 #MotivationImmunity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Ah, the classic case of abandonment issues – brought to you by…well, abandonment. A true case of cause and effect at its finest! 😂 Who needs therapy when life provides such clear explanations for our quirks, right?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" 😴⏰ Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion! ⏳💤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your camera couldn't handle your steamy selfies! 🚿😄 Maybe next time, grab a waterproof camera to avoid those foggy photo fails!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of the modern dating world! 🤔 Who knew 'situationships' could be so complex? Are you playing the commitment dodgeball or rocking the low self-worth tango? Either way, it takes two to tango in the land of blurred lines! 💃🕺"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the famous "Oops, my Wi-Fi is acting up again" move! 📶😏 Adding this button would be a game-changer for all those who need a quick escape from a meeting! Just imagine the collective sigh of relief from introverts worldwide. ✨ #ZoomMagic

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