17 Funny jobs quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

  Commentary:
  "Guess there are some real flying limits! 😂✈️ #SkyHighExpectations"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

  Commentary:
  "When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sweet irony of AI threatening human jobs! 🤖👔 Who would've thought we'd live to see the day when AI might need an AIjobs program? 😂 Maybe we need to start preparing some retraining algorithms for our silicon friends! 🔄🤣 #UnemployedAI

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like AI is mastering the art of human behavior too well! 🤖👔 Don't worry though, they're still working on perfecting the classic "blame game" technique just like a regular office worker! 🤣🚌 #AIvsHumans #WorkplaceDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, "AI is coming for your jobs!" 🤖💼 Good luck to AI sending those 5 emails a day and managing their fantasy football line-ups for 8 hours straight! 📧🏈 Maybe AI needs a coffee break and a motivational cat meme to keep up with the daily grind! 😆☕🐱

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅

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