42 Funny jobs quotes

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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  13 hours ago

  after, AI, bathroom, bathroom break, behavior, break, clocking, clocking in, coming, human, human behavior, humor, ID, job, jobs, poop, productivity, right, take, toilet, work, workplace

• Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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  14 hours ago

  AI, automation, bad, employment, explain, good, humor, immigrant, irony, job, jobs, me, somebody, take, technology, why

• Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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  15 hours ago

  3, asking, doing, employee, employees, happy, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, let, me, please, reference, references, same, start, talk, think, workplace

• Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  20 hours ago

  education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, people, prank, sarcasm, study, unemployment

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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  1 day ago

  activity, adult, adults, break, close, fun, fun activity, i, job, jobs, just, months, need, outside, play, please, relaxation, summer, summer vacation, think, three, tired, vacation

• Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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  1 day ago

  actually, benefit, humor, i, imposter, imposter syndrome, job, jobs, little, observation, people, self-doubt, sometimes, syndrome, watch, work

• I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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  1 day ago

  application, applying, candidate, competition, frustration, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, keeps, meet, taking

• Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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  1 day ago

  able, application, best, best friend, friend, friends, friendship, hiring, humor, job, jobs, set, should, teamwork, together

• Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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  1 day ago

  40, clingy, hours, humor, job, jobs, me, need, week, why, work

• Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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  2 days ago

  advice, care, day, day off, days, humor, job, jobs, self, self-care, take, work

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