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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

2 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

3 months ago

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

3 months ago

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

3 months ago

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

3 months ago

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

3 months ago

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

3 months ago

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

3 months ago

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

3 months ago