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Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"
1 month ago
Share →: That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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"That place is so exclusive, even its own crowd can't get in! 🎟️🚪😄"
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Share →: You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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"When you realize you're part of the problem, not the solution… 🚗😅 #TrafficConfession"
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Share →: Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
1 month ago
Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
1 month ago
Share →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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"When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"
1 month ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
1 month ago
Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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"NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"