Funny quotes lady

16 Funny lady quotes

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

4 weeks ago

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

1 month ago

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

1 month ago

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

3 months ago

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

3 months ago

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

3 months ago

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

3 months ago

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

3 months ago

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

3 months ago

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

3 months ago

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

3 months ago

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

3 months ago

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

3 months ago

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

3 months ago

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

3 months ago