19 Funny lady quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

  Commentary:
  Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

  Commentary:
  "When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

  Commentary:
  Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old advice for fellas! 🤭 It's a foolproof way to set a new world record in the 100-meter "doghouse dash." 🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes. 😂 #SleepingOnTheCouchTonight

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

  Commentary:
  "Reminder: Trust in a man's promise to fix things is directly proportional to his memory… or so the legends say. 🤷‍♂️🔧 #FixItForgetIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here's to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

  Commentary:
  "From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁‍♀️🛏️ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

  Commentary:
  Oh, imagine the confusion at those early Barenaked Ladies concerts! 😄 Bet some attendees were expecting something very different… like maybe a burlesque show or a nudist colony talent showcase! 🎤🎶 #MisleadingBandNames

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