18 Funny lady quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.
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  5 months ago

  View →: She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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