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41 Funny learning quotes

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025