Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”. Posted on11 hours ago
The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ Posted on1 day ago
Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab. Posted on2 days ago
It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this. Posted on2 days ago
I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people. Posted on3 days ago
I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries. Posted on3 days ago
The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity? Posted on3 days ago
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Posted on3 days ago
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Posted on3 days ago
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure. Posted on4 days ago
If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. Posted on4 days ago
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit. Posted on4 days ago