What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.