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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.
It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?
In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
1 month ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
1 month ago
Share →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Commentary:
"Taking notes for my 'how not to plan a weekend' guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Commentary:
"At this rate, my next diploma should be in 'Life Lesson Mastery 101'! 🎓🤣📚"
2 months ago
Share →: If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless wisdom of college life – where painful lessons are learned both in and out of the classroom! 🌶️🎓 Remember, folks: knowledge is power, and pepper spray is just a temporary inconvenience! 😅 #CollegeLifeLessons
2 months ago
Share →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Commentary:
"Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning"
3 months ago
Share →: I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Commentary:
"Wow, those sheep are really stepping up their game! 🐑💪 Who knew they were such talented fashion designers? Maybe they'll start their own line of knitwear soon! 😄🧶"
3 months ago
Share →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!
$Funny learning quotes - For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.$

3 months ago
Share →: For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Commentary:
Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.