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20 Funny legal quotes

Funny legal quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of law ⚖️😂 Whether you’re a lawyer, law student, or just love clever wordplay, these witty gems lighten up courtroom drama and legal jargon 📚✨ Get ready to chuckle at the quirks and ironies of justice, because sometimes the law isn’t just black and white—it’s downright funny! 😜⚡️

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Posted on6 months ago

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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