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11 Funny legal quotes

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

1 month ago

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

3 months ago

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

3 months ago

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

3 months ago

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

3 months ago

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

3 months ago

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

3 months ago

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

3 months ago

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

3 months ago