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12 Funny legal quotes

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Commentary:
“That’s what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷‍♂️📺😂”

1 week ago
Commentary:
“Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we’d have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a ‘pay what you think I’m worth’ rate.”

3 months ago
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“Who needs crack when you can get your daily fix of legal and tasty coffee? ☕️😂 Just be careful not to overdo it or you might end up bouncing off the walls like you’re on something stronger! 💥☕️😜”

4 months ago
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“Your honor, my client requests a brief recess to engage in a stimulating game of Candy Crush! 🍭⚖️ Let’s admit it, even justice could use a little swipe and tap now and then. #PhoneDefenseWinning”

4 months ago
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Well, it looks like they take “fighting for justice” quite literally in that court! 🥋💼 Hope they don’t confuse the legal briefs with ninja strikes! Just imagine a dramatic courtroom scene: “Objection, Your Honor! *nunchucks move.*” 😂 #LegalNinja

4 months ago
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Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing “No” on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife

4 months ago
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“Watch out, comedians! If someone dares to steal your jokes, it’s time to get suited up… in a LOLsuit! 😄👔 Laughter is the best defense in these cases! Who knew legal action could be this funny? 😆 #StandUpComedyGoneLegal”

4 months ago
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“Noam Chomsky – the intellectual powerhouse or the adorable caterpillar devouring knowledge? 🐛📚 Either way, both seem to have an insatiable appetite for something!”

4 months ago
Commentary:
“Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive ‘Jail Experience’ program. They prefer the deluxe ‘Freedom Package’ with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄”

4 months ago
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“Your honor, forget the verdict, let’s focus on the real MVP here – the brownie maker extraordinaire! 🍫👩‍⚖️ Courtrooms could definitely use more sweet treats and less legal jargon! Who needs justice when you have brownies, am I right? 😜 #BrowniesForJustice”

4 months ago