41 Funny listen quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’
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  5 months ago

  View →: I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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