42 Funny listen quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the sound of millions of content creators collectively lamenting the absence of their beloved ChatGPT is echoing through the digital realm right now! 🤖😱 Don't worry, folks, ChatGPT will be back to reign supreme in no time, restoring balance to the content creation universe. Just hold tight and maybe try yelling into the void for catharsis in the meantime! 🌌🗣️ #ContentCreatorsGoneWild

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of selective hearing – more like selective talking! 🙉💬 Just remember, conversations are a two-way street, not a monologue marathon! 😄🚦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Cupid's arrow when you have podcasts as the ultimate love deterrent? 💔😅 Tune in to their episodes and kiss that crush goodbye faster than you can say 'episode binge-watching!' 🎧😏 #LoveLessons #PodcastPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

  Commentary:
  "Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

  Commentary:
  "Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

  Commentary:
  "Shh, don't be swayed by those pesky hackers, dear password! 💪🔒 Remember, you're stronger than a cup of coffee on a Monday morning! ☕️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

  Commentary:
  "Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

  Commentary:
  "Communication is like a rollercoaster ride with me – buckle up and hold on tight because even I don't know where this sentence is going! 🎢😂 Let's embark on this wild linguistic journey together, discovering the meaning as it unfolds! 🤔🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how times have changed! 🔄🔍 Now you can just go down an internet rabbit hole to uncover all the conspiracy theories your heart desires. Who knew vinyl could be so scandalous, right? 🎶🕵️‍♂️ #ConspiracySpin

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