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25 Funny loyalty quotes

Funny loyalty quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious bond of trust and devotion 😂💖 Whether it’s about friends, pets, or those ride-or-die moments, these witty lines remind us loyalty isn’t just noble—it’s downright entertaining! 🐶🤪 Get ready to laugh and appreciate the quirky side of staying true, because sometimes loyalty deserves a good chuckle too! 🎉🔥

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Posted on6 months ago

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Posted on6 months ago

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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