19 Funny loyalty quotes

• 

  16 hours ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the battle of the tech giants continues! 📱💪 Who knew resisting the allure of an iPhone could make an Android user feel like they're holding their ground on a battlefield? 😂 Don't underestimate their loyalty – they're firm in their tech beliefs! #TeamAndroid 🤖 #TeamiPhone 🍏

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those three people have secured their spots in the will by diligently hitting that "like" button! Who knew that social media engagement could have such high stakes? Better keep an eye on those notifications, you never know when your inheritance might be at stake!

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

  Commentary:
  "I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 🤣⛰️ Who needs a specific hill when you're ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 💪 #HillLover #NoHillPreference"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

  Commentary:
  🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, Apple Music may have better sound quality, but have you ever tried separating a parent from their children? 🍎🔊 vs. 🎧🎶 #PlaylistProblems"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

  Commentary:
  "Anxiety: the gift that keeps on giving…and taking 😅💳 Imagine racking up points every time you overthink – redeemable for extra worrying or free panic attacks! Who needs a points card when you've got anxiety on your side? 🏆✨"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"

For even more funny loyalty quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny loyalty quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌