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Funny loyalty quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious bond of trust and devotion 😂💖 Whether it’s about friends, pets, or those ride-or-die moments, these witty lines remind us loyalty isn’t just noble—it’s downright entertaining! 🐶🤪 Get ready to laugh and appreciate the quirky side of staying true, because sometimes loyalty deserves a good chuckle too! 🎉🔥

New funny loyalty quotes 👇

20 hours ago
Share →: I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Commentary:
Loyalty so strong, I even wait in line patiently at an empty coffee shop 😂☕️❤️
2 days ago
Share →: Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is trying to secure some extra pillow space tonight! 😴😂❤️
1 week ago
Share →: I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Commentary:
LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Commentary:
Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh
3 weeks ago
Share →: I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Commentary:
"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
4 months ago
Share →: Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

Commentary:
Ah, the battle of the tech giants continues! 📱💪 Who knew resisting the allure of an iPhone could make an Android user feel like they're holding their ground on a battlefield? 😂 Don't underestimate their loyalty – they're firm in their tech beliefs! #TeamAndroid 🤖 #TeamiPhone 🍏
4 months ago
Share →: I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Commentary:
Well, well, it looks like the bodyguard has found a true friend in you! Taking a bullet is definitely a step up from just holding the door open or carrying groceries. Let's just hope you two won't have to test that bond anytime soon!
5 months ago
Share →: The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Commentary:
Looks like those three people have secured their spots in the will by diligently hitting that "like" button! Who knew that social media engagement could have such high stakes? Better keep an eye on those notifications, you never know when your inheritance might be at stake!
5 months ago
Share →: A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of true friendship – where they see your quirks and flaws, yet still choose to stick around and make omelettes with you. Who needs perfection when you've got someone who appreciates your scrambled self?"