Funny male quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

  Commentary:
  "When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

  Commentary:
  "When your footwear says 'I'm not a dad, but I play one on the weekends' 🤣🧦👞"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the "male loneliness epidemic" is here to remind everyone that what goes around comes around! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe they should have thought twice before ghosting, huh? Looks like Karma's got a great sense of humor too! 😂 #LonelyButNotAlone

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true unsung hero in the battle against male loneliness! 🦸‍♀️ Keep up the good work, your efforts are not going unnoticed… by anyone! 🤣 #LonelyHeartsClub"

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