13 Funny male quotes — Wordgag ツ

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

4 days ago4 days ago

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

1 week ago1 week ago

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

1 month ago1 month ago

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

2 months ago2 months ago

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

2 months ago2 months ago

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

2 months ago2 months ago

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

2 months ago2 months ago

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

3 months ago3 months ago

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

4 months ago4 months ago

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Feb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Jan 22, 2025