15 Funny market quotes — Wordgag ツ

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

6 days ago6 days ago

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

2 months ago2 months ago

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

2 months ago2 months ago

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

2 months ago2 months ago

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

4 months ago4 months ago

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

6 months ago6 months ago

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Mar 19, 2025Mar 19, 2025

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Mar 14, 2025Mar 14, 2025

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Jan 26, 2025

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Jan 26, 2025

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Jan 24, 2025