Funny market quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

  Commentary:
  "Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Job market so bad, I've resorted to becoming a full-time dream chaser! 😂💭 Who needs a paycheck when you can have a dream-cation? ✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a traditional job when you have a winning combo of instigating rebellion, being a self-righteous maverick, and daydreaming about Netflix marathons? 🤣🙌 You're like a non-conformist superhero fighting the forces of corporate boredom! 💥 #NotYourAverageEmployee"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that some of the most successful entrepreneurs and innovators often thrive outside of traditional job structures? 🌟 They embrace their unique strengths and perspectives, turning them into powerful tools for creativity and independence! 🚀💼 Many of these individuals prioritize flexibility and autonomy, allowing them to challenge the status quo and pursue their passions. 🏠✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

  Commentary:
  🍎💪 "Looks like the only gains you're making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we'd all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️‍♂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"

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