19 Funny market quotes

• Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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  1 week ago

  cryptocurrency, d.c., food, food order, manipulation, market, market manipulation, order, ordering, pizza, Polymarket, prank, pull, rug, rug pull, scam, Washington, Washington D.C.

• Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

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  1 week ago

  able, apartment, housing, increase, landlord, market, opinion, rent, rent increase, rental, rental market, rights, should, tenant, tenant rights, unpopular, unpopular opinion

• When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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  1 week ago

  childhood, going, humor, i, kid, little, market, meant, memory, misunderstanding, nursery, nursery rhyme, pig, rhyme, shopping, think, used

• A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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  1 week ago

  bank, biology, biology humor, existence, finance, finance humor, high-frequency, high-frequency trading, humor, joke, market, sperm, sperm bank, sperm market, trading, wordplay

• There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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  1 week ago

  actual, finance, humor, irony, market, movie, stock, stock market, street, wall, wall street, wolf

• Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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  1 week ago

  animal, animal antics, antics, behavior, best, best friend, bite, companionship, early, early morning, excitement, friend, humor, market, morning, pet, pet behavior, puppy

• Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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  1 week ago

  arts, arts and craft, business, craft, crafts, Etsy, failed, failed business, farmers, farmers market, humor, market, millennials, satire, shopping, should, unloading, vegetables

• If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, doing, financial, humor, irony, joke, market, perspective, phone, stock, stock market, turn, upside, upside down, well

• Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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  2 weeks ago

  career, dating, humor, job, just, market, relationship, right, same, scene, stay, where

• Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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  2 weeks ago

  aspiration, bad, career, dreams, following, humor, i, job, job market, market, unemployment

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