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6 months ago
Share →: HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Commentary:
Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor
6 months ago
Share →: When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the confidence! When someone says "you can't miss it," they clearly haven't witnessed your ability to navigate the world in your own special way. It's like they're daring you to play hide and seek with a building! 🗺️🙈 #LostAndLovingIt
6 months ago
Share →: My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's hair is their ultimate snitch! 🕵️‍♂️💇‍♀️ DNA evidence? Check! Hair everywhere? Double check! Time to embrace the fabulous forensic consequences of being a walking crime scene. 💁‍♂️🦠"
6 months ago
Share →: This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone swapped out their nightlight for a volcano 🔥🌋. Watch out world, we've got a rage comic in the making! 😠💥"
$Funny me quotes - If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”$

6 months ago
Share →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Commentary:
🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁‍♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?"
6 months ago
Share →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate
6 months ago
Share →: Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Commentary:
Well, it seems like you're looking for a health shortcut without all the hard work, eh? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you, but the old "take a magic pill and call me in the morning" routine isn't quite cutting it anymore! 🚫💊 How about we start with some baby steps? Maybe swap out that soda for some water, and perhaps take a walk around the block instead of Netflix-binging all weekend long? 🥤🚶
6 months ago
Share →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Commentary:
🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of 'take care' – as mysterious as a unicorn on a unicycle 🦄🎪. It's like a secret code for adulting that nobody wants to explain. Maybe it's the universe's way of saying 'good luck, figure it out yourself!' 🌟😂"