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41 Funny means quotes

At my age, "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025
Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald's down there.

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"The engine light is on!" Yeah, that means it's working.

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Pesto is just an Italian word that means "produced by pounding", so in a way we are all pesto.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Even when I look up the slang of today's kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025