There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”. Posted on4 days ago
90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there. Posted on4 days ago
Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto. Posted on4 days ago
Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means. Posted on4 days ago
Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar. Posted on5 days ago
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again. Posted on5 days ago
There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”. Posted on5 days ago
“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous. Posted on6 days ago
Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. Posted on6 days ago
I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Posted on6 days ago
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that… Posted on6 days ago
“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain. Posted on7 days ago
What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18. Posted on1 week ago
To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news. Posted on1 week ago
If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI. Posted on1 week ago
When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project. Posted on1 week ago
Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude. Posted on1 week ago
Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed. Posted on1 week ago
At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer. Posted on1 week ago
Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Posted on1 week ago
If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me. Posted on1 week ago
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Posted on2 weeks ago