78 Funny means quotes

• Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, being, delay, even, humor, means, perfectionist, procrastinator, productivity, started, stress, work

• YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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  4 weeks ago

  carpe, Carpe Diem, diem, humor, irony, know, Latin, Latin phrase, life, life motto, means, motto, people, phrase, sarcasm, slang, stupid, stupidity, yolo

• Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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  4 weeks ago

  carrying, energy, God, humor, i, language, meaning, means, meant, misunderstanding, oh, slang, thought, unc, uncle, uncool, weird, word, word meaning

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  4 weeks ago

  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  1 month ago

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  1 month ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  1 month ago

  bonus, bonus nachos, buenas, buenas no, cargo, cargo short, chip, chips, finding, food, food humor, humor, i, know, means, nachos, only, short, shorts, snack, Spanish, tortilla, tortilla chip

• If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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  1 month ago

  appearance, astrology, beauty, compliment, humor, interaction, means, pretty, social, social interaction, talk, talking

• Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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  2 months ago

  emotion, family, feelings, humor, i, just, know, means, partner, realization, relationship

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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  2 months ago

  afford, affordability, apartment, being, childhood, complex, financial, financial struggle, finding, housing, kid, live, living, living situation, means, millennial, nostalgia, shady, situation, struggle, thought

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