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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Going viral on YouTube:

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Reported on Twitch:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

Shared recently on Twitch:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Trending via Discord:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Just landed via Pinterest:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Funny means quotes are like the sprinkles on the cupcake of life 😂✨. They add a splash of humor to our day, turning ordinary moments into laugh-out-loud memories. Whether it’s giggles in the office 😄 or a chuckle with friends 🤣, these witty one-liners are here to tickle your funny bone. Dive into a world where words meet whimsy, and let the laughter roll! 🌟

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8 hours ago
Share →: I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Commentary:
I reject cookies as a diet plan, but my browser might be losing weight instead! 🍪❌😂
18 hours ago
Share →: Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Commentary:
Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
6 days ago
Share →: Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Commentary:
Cheers to swapping glitter for slippers and bass drops for snack drops! 🛋️🍕🥳
6 days ago
Share →: I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Commentary:
Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂
6 days ago
Share →: Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures
1 week ago
Share →: Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Commentary:
Guess it's time to admit to the fam that I'm not a robot 🤖💖
1 week ago
Share →: Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Commentary:
When adulthood slaps you with a rent check, and suddenly that "haunted" complex looks like a castle 🏚️👉🏰 #MillennialStruggles 😅💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Commentary:
When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
3 weeks ago
Share →: Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Commentary:
When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Commentary:
Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Just shared via Slack:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Seen just now on Discord:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Just landed via Discord:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Seen just now on Threads:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Reported on YouTube:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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