16 Funny mischief quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

  Commentary:
  Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

  Commentary:
  Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

  Commentary:
  "April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God saw you do that.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, oh! Even God had to hit the rewind button on that one! 👀🙈🤭 #CaughtInTheAct #DivineIntervention"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

  Commentary:
  "Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, it seems your shenanigan quota is running dangerously low! 🙊 Time to dust off the ol' mischief manual and get back in the game before you become too serious for your own good! 🎉 Remember, life is more fun with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of silliness! 😉 Let the shenanigans commence!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

  Commentary:
  "Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"

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