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7 days ago
Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Commentary:
😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"
3 months ago
Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Commentary:
😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"
3 months ago
Share →: April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Commentary:
"April fools or breaking bad? Either way, be prepared for a sugar rush like never before… and maybe a visit from the DEA!"
4 months ago
Share →: If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Commentary:
"Looks like this account has some serious commitment issues – can't decide if it wants to be an Airbnb or a social media star! Just make sure to leave a good review if you crash here for the night."
5 months ago
Share →: God saw you do that.

Commentary:
"Oh, oh! Even God had to hit the rewind button on that one! 👀🙈🤭 #CaughtInTheAct #DivineIntervention"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Commentary:
"Starting your sinning journey, huh? 🍷 Let's start with classics like eating the last slice of pizza and not sharing, or binge-watching Netflix instead of being productive. Remember, sinning responsibly is the key! 😈 #SinsForBeginners"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems your shenanigan quota is running dangerously low! 🙊 Time to dust off the ol' mischief manual and get back in the game before you become too serious for your own good! 🎉 Remember, life is more fun with a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of silliness! 😉 Let the shenanigans commence!
5 months ago
Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Commentary:
"Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed"
5 months ago
Share →: “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Commentary:
"Apparently, Wham was not concerned about proper sleep etiquette or the importance of a good night's rest! 😴🚫 But hey, at least they had us all singing along with infectious energy! 💃🎶 #MorningGroove"