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46 Funny mistake quotes

Funny mistake quotes turn errors into opportunities for laughter! 🤦‍♂️😂 From witty takes on mishaps to playful observations about learning from blunders, these quotes capture the humor in our human slip-ups. Enjoy a laugh and remember that mistakes are just part of the fun! 😄🔄

1 day ago
View →: People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
1 month ago
View →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.
1 month ago
View →: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
1 month ago
View →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
2 months ago
View →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
3 months ago
View →: I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
3 months ago
View →: I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.
3 months ago
View →: They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.
3 months ago
View →: Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.
3 months ago
View →: My first mistake of my life was my birth.
3 months ago
View →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
4 months ago
View →: Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
4 months ago
View →: Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.
4 months ago
View →: So many mistakes to make, so little time.
4 months ago
View →: You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.
4 months ago
View →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.
4 months ago
View →: Social media may have been a mistake.
4 months ago
View →: One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.
5 months ago
View →: Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?
5 months ago
View →: Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.
5 months ago
View →: People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.
5 months ago
View →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23
5 months ago
View →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
5 months ago
View →: My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!
5 months ago
View →: I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
5 months ago
View →: Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.
5 months ago
View →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.
5 months ago
View →: The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.
5 months ago
View →: It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.
5 months ago
View →: I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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