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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Going viral on Slack:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Trending via TikTok:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Trending via Threads:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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56 Funny mistake quotes

Funny mistake quotes turn errors into opportunities for laughter! 🤦‍♂️😂 From witty takes on mishaps to playful observations about learning from blunders, these quotes capture the humor in our human slip-ups. Enjoy a laugh and remember that mistakes are just part of the fun! 😄🔄

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5 days ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Commentary:
My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅
5 days ago
Share →: Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Commentary:
Even after all these years, my tongue and teeth still aren't on speaking terms! 🍽️🤦‍♂️🤣
6 days ago
Share →: I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Commentary:
That’s one way to call yourself a life coach in reverse! 😂🔄
1 week ago
Share →: They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Commentary:
Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
1 week ago
Share →: Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Commentary:
"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Commentary:
"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Commentary:
"Your post might be the sandwich, but my reply is the gourmet filling! 🍔🧠✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Commentary:
"Auto-correct has me so well-trained that I almost apologized to the toaster this morning. 🍞🤦‍♂️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Commentary:
"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦‍♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

Commentary:
"Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Reported on Messenger:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Going viral on Instagram:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Going viral on Messenger:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Breaking via Facebook:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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