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226 Funny money quotes

Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! 💸😂 From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! 😄🤑

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

3 months ago

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

3 months ago

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

3 months ago

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

3 months ago

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

3 months ago

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

3 months ago

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

3 months ago

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

3 months ago

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

3 months ago

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

3 months ago

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

3 months ago

Life begins when you can afford it.

3 months ago

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

3 months ago

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

3 months ago

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

3 months ago

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

3 months ago

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

3 months ago

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

3 months ago

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

3 months ago

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

3 months ago