13 Funny negativity quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

  Commentary:
  "Me, myself, and I forming a mutual hate club in the room 🤷‍♂️🤣 #hatersgonnahate"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a scale when you can measure your self-worth in cupcakes per day instead? Doctor's orders: one cupcake a day keeps the negativity away!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

  Commentary:
  "Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that snooze button is the real MVP 🛌💤 Don't worry, tomorrow is another chance to blame your alarm clock for everything 😆⏰ #MorningStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the legendary mood-vampire colleague 🧛🏼‍♂️ lurking in every office! They have a PhD in the science of giving you a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday… 😒 #OfficeDrama #AvoidEyeContact

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷‍♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull

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