Commentary:
"Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"
12 Funny negativity quotes
Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.
Commentary:
"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
Every single bad day happened because I woke up.
Commentary:
"Looks like that snooze button is the real MVP 🛌💤 Don't worry, tomorrow is another chance to blame your alarm clock for everything 😆⏰ #MorningStruggles"
Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"
The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"
I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone is ready to sweep away the drama like last year's confetti! 🎉 Better apologize now or prepare for a year of being ghosted faster than you can say 'resolution'! 🚫✨ #NewYearNewMe"
Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?
Commentary:
Ah yes, the legendary mood-vampire colleague 🧛🏼♂️ lurking in every office! They have a PhD in the science of giving you a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday… 😒 #OfficeDrama #AvoidEyeContact
The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
Commentary:
Looks like the Anonymous Pessimists were so negative that they didn't even bother showing up to their own meeting! 🤷♂️ Can you blame them though? 🙄 Maybe they were just too pessimistic to believe in the potential benefits of getting together. 😅 #NegativeNancy #glasshalffull
I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.
Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of strategic suckage selection! Who will earn the prestigious title of 'First to Suck' today? 🤔 May the odds be ever in your favor! 😂"
I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
Commentary:
"Wow, talk about commitment! It's impressive that your bad mood has withstood the test of time like a resilient warrior 😠⏳ Keep on rocking those grumpy vibes, you've definitely mastered the art of longevity in the mood department! 😂👏"