12 Funny negativity quotes

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I don't hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn't have helped anyway.

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm already excited about who I'm going to think sucks first today.

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025