Funny night out quotes

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025