Funny night out quotes

• At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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  7 days ago

  asking, club, headache, humor, ibuprofen, night, night out, pain, pain relief, party, relief

• I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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  1 week ago

  9, after, age, age-related, age-related humor, ask, bedtime, coming, definitely, humor, humor about age, late, late night, me, night, night out, nightlife, where

• Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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  1 week ago

  after, alcohol, casual, drink, drinking, drunk, drunk text, going, humor, just, night, night out, send, social, text, texting, weekend

• Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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  2 weeks ago

  drinking, family, feed, humor, i, night, night out, owner, pub, responsibility, stop, tonight, wanted

• Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, banh, banh mi, drunk, funny story, humor, i, last, mi, never, night, night out, restaurant, story, too, Vietnam

• A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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  3 weeks ago

  act, acting, adult, adults, babysitter, fun, irony, night, night out, responsibility, teenager

• This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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  3 weeks ago

  bouncer, date, frightened, humor, lady, lucky, night, night out, pain, physically, relationship, world

• A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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  3 weeks ago

  babysitter, challenge, dating, Friday, Friday night, good, good man, hard, man, night, night out

• Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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  3 weeks ago

  convenience, drinking, experience, feeling, fun, home, money, night, night out, nothing, pub, sure

• Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, Cinderella, credit, credit score, finance, financial, financial joke, humor, i, joke, life, life change, night, night out, nightlife, personal, personal finance, score, spending

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