265 Funny night quotes

• I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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  5 months ago

  being, drunk, humor, loneliness, much, night, okay, relationship, single, too, while

• I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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  5 months ago

  anxiety, detail, every, got, great, humor, i, insomnia, know, middle, night, overthinking, problem, problems, review, sleep, wake, worry

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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  5 months ago

  communication, guys, i, just, last, late, late reply, message, night, reply, restaurant, saw, socializing, sorry, still, text, text message

• Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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  5 months ago

  alone, bed, different, discomfort, feels, i, know, last, means, myself, neck, neck pain, night, pain, sleep, spot, weird

• The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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  5 months ago

  humor, just, me, midnight, money, night, night owl, online, online shopping, owl, real, shopping, shopping spree, spending, spree

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