Funny pandemic quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll be staying perpetually young at heart, washing my hands like every day is my birthday! 🎂🧼🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the fridge would become our new BFF in times of social distancing? 🤣🍔 Stay strong, flatten that curve (and maybe indulge in a snack or two)! 🥪🍦 #FridgeLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It's like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

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